how does google drive compare to the competition?
CHRISTIAN HEAVEN - - cloud storage and technology, while enjoying recent popularity, has been used for centuries. christian experts claim that god, the son, and the holy ghost have been occupying the clouds since the beginning. terrestrial users of the christian clouds accumulate heavenly hard-drive space through kindness, abstinence from sin, performance of rituals, guilt, and monetary donations.
google drive's cloud services, in comparison, are relatively affordable.
doctor says he's found the actual G spot
HOUSEHOLDS ACROSS AMERICA - - hidden between the left and right click buttons, the spot is stimulated when the slightest rubbings scroll up and down down and up thusly activating arousal whilst the user browses facebook, twitter, and celebrity news pages.
computer virus targets iran's oil industry
TEHRAN - - -the virus, although not lethal, appears to be parasitic in purpose. a widely retweeted statement argued that it is, in fact, not a computer virus at all, but a bio-imperialistic infection originating from the decomposing corpse of iraq. the tweet was quickly traced and identified by pentagon officials as an act of terrorism authored by a known terrorist and madman engorged in the belly of a mobile, black site prison plane. his indefinite sentence has been prolonged indefinitely. additionally, all ten digits have been removed from his hands to prevent further terrorism.
while an official comment on the virus itself has yet to be released by american officials, president barack obama has announced a press conference in which he will address the twitter terrorist attack.
